when I was 12 my mom and her girlfrriend took me out shopping and while just browsing around I overheard my mom and her gf talking about tattos and I heard my mom say “im gunna get one on my ass that says ‘come in lol’ aND JUST NOW I FINALLY REALIZE WHAT THEY MEANT OMG IM CRINGING SO HARD .
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
thats so fucked
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I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
|katniss:||no 12 districts a hur dur|
|finnick:||katniss what i fuckin say|